Random quips and posts about nothing in particular from a 19 year old. Also some of my art.Tumblr (3.0; @alyisayif)http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50699725154" src="http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699725154/audio_player_iframe/alyisayif/tumblr_mmupaxz7Aw1qem6e9?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Falyisayif%2F50699725154%2Ftumblr_mmupaxz7Aw1qem6e9" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://doctorwho.tumblr.com/post/50589971935/souffleguy-the-doctors-name-from-name-of-the" class="tumblr_blog">doctorwho</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://souffleguy.tumblr.com/post/50506768859/the-doctors-name-from-name-of-the-doctor-leaked">souffleguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Doctor’s name from NAME OF THE DOCTOR LEAKED AUDIO ***SPOILERS***</p> </blockquote> <p>Guise. We’re so disappointed. You had one job. ONE JOB.</p></blockquote>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699725154http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699725154Fri, 17 May 2013 23:00:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14c9ea31ecfd446a180c212416adb7e0/tumblr_mep3n94SMc1qe5kepo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tayalldaynyc.tumblr.com/post/49009734026/theuppitynegras-world-history-in-one">tayalldaynyc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theuppitynegras.tumblr.com/post/48987728549/world-history">theuppitynegras</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>world history</p> </blockquote> <p>In one sentence</p> </blockquote>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699620196http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699620196Fri, 17 May 2013 22:58:58 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niallhortonhearsawho.tumblr.com/post/49888113064/a-girl-walks-into-a-classroom-wearing-a-spaghetti">niallhortonhearsawho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt</p> </blockquote>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699540557http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699540557Fri, 17 May 2013 22:57:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c72f812a5a119c547a040ec6347d529/tumblr_mmsuso0zUa1s99u7go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/post/50678906417/tyleroakley-the-holla-course-x" class="tumblr_blog">best-of-funny</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/50433107250/the-holla-course">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THE HOLLA COURSE.</p> </blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/">X</a></strong></p></blockquote>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699533515http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699533515Fri, 17 May 2013 22:57:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/69d1e4c7c4ee1c8ed8577c6f92e75a7c/tumblr_mh85u7CSmU1qlgodwo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ba28bec783a28014d9b9687980489c5/tumblr_mh85u7CSmU1qlgodwo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699424650http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699424650Fri, 17 May 2013 22:56:16 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://50-shades-of-thorin.tumblr.com/post/50437865041/you-know-whats-the-worst-being-a-16-year-old">50-shades-of-thorin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><span>You know what’s the worst? Being a 16 year old girl who loves a famous actor not solely for his looks, but because you truly believe he is talented and devoted and you agree deeply with his message. Because no matter how intelligently and fully you can express that, people will assume you’re just a silly teenager who thinks a famous boy is cute.</span></p> </blockquote> <p><em><strong>THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING I STAND FOR.</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699378118http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699378118Fri, 17 May 2013 22:55:38 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-lonely-scottish-guy.tumblr.com/post/34842367850/stop-being-overdramatic-they-say-i-dont-know">the-lonely-scottish-guy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>‘stop being overdramatic’ they say</p> <p>‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist</p> </blockquote>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699364694http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699364694Fri, 17 May 2013 22:55:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0j7wuAhUU1qgqwdno1_r2_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ellierratic.tumblr.com/post/50560306369/tardiscrash-iron-man-has-defeated-the">ellierratic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tardiscrash.tumblr.com/post/18913505757/iron-man-has-defeated-the-mandarin">tardiscrash</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>I tried to ignore this post but dammit, I just couldn’t do it.</p> </blockquote>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699352939http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699352939Fri, 17 May 2013 22:55:17 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lizziefaguire.tumblr.com/post/49072469956/foxnewsofficial-everyone-on-here-is-horny-u">lizziefaguire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jordansblog.me/post/48718944640/everyone-on-here-is-horny-u-need-to-concentrate-on">foxnewsofficial</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>everyone on here is horny u need to concentrate on ur studies </p> </blockquote> <p>concentrate on getting up those d’s if u know what i mean</p> </blockquote>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699330509http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699330509Fri, 17 May 2013 22:54:58 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anglosexual.tumblr.com/post/41680488895/misandryinhaiku-women-are-weaklings-im">anglosexual</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://misandryinhaiku.tumblr.com/post/40281767495/women-are-weaklings-im-strong-enough-to">misandryinhaiku</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“women are weaklings!”</p> <p>i’m strong enough to carry</p> <p>your corpse to the woods</p> </blockquote> <p>this haiku is my favorite haiku</p> </blockquote>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699289939http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699289939Fri, 17 May 2013 22:54:25 -0400<blockquote> <p><span>tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats</span></p> </blockquote>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699273103http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50699273103Fri, 17 May 2013 22:54:11 -0400<p><a href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/post/50683813854/paynenvy-hahry-should-i-do-homework-or-burn" class="tumblr_blog">best-of-funny</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paynenvy.tumblr.com/post/33261982394/hahry-should-i-do-homework-or-burn-my-school">paynenvy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hahry.tumblr.com/post/33219892509">hahry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>should i do homework or burn my school</p> </blockquote> <p>the first one sounds like a lot of work</p> </blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/">X</a></strong></p></blockquote>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50697818018http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50697818018Fri, 17 May 2013 22:34:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cfb376b5c62359809538f2b49293bb8c/tumblr_mmy7nadJAk1qzrlhgo1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9aa72bae22d89cb18bbd1099d35b8c3c/tumblr_mmy7nadJAk1qzrlhgo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a51c63f2f0c9d78447093196d7162450/tumblr_mmy7nadJAk1qzrlhgo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50697468422http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50697468422Fri, 17 May 2013 22:29:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d3d9f46e126b5df02655e6a5116ef7ec/tumblr_mmyzu4N9Ii1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6aeb2b3f8f44affdf1ffcd3d318774e/tumblr_mmyzu4N9Ii1qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/944a2ab25c292c15d1cdc8bbe5f6b1fc/tumblr_mmyzu4N9Ii1qewacoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50692814876/ellen" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTtOx5jloZQ&feature=ytfce">ellen</a>]</p></blockquote>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50697460176http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50697460176Fri, 17 May 2013 22:29:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7n1nkDvBu1qljjc7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/post/50694186975/me-on-the-phone-yeah-im-going-to-be-late-to-work" class="tumblr_blog">best-of-funny</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p><strong>Me on the phone:</strong> Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.</p> <p><strong>Supervisor:</strong> Why?</p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.</p> <p><strong>Supervisor:</strong> (silence)</p> <p><strong>Supervisor:</strong> Well can’t you break it up?</p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.</p> <p><strong>Supervisor:</strong> Good point. See you when you get here.</p> </blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/">X</a></strong></p></blockquote>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50697410941http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50697410941Fri, 17 May 2013 22:28:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b618acbb3fccd79472745c8b2b8ad4e/tumblr_mlibbuukZD1rt0jkuo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21016bfcd7550345f49696010abf2d93/tumblr_mlibbuukZD1rt0jkuo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a275aa4b7d1cf174c9d237c25020fcd/tumblr_mlibbuukZD1rt0jkuo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a595ed53f052aee78b03c955110c1e8/tumblr_mlibbuukZD1rt0jkuo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce8ac5e2bdc27472fe84da95085c6217/tumblr_mlibbuukZD1rt0jkuo5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vardaesque.tumblr.com/post/48857959500/kastiakbc-luvindowney-tony-stark-everybody">vardaesque</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kastiakbc.tumblr.com/post/48382812688">kastiakbc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://luvindowney.tumblr.com/post/48357404500/tony-stark-everybody">luvindowney</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tony Stark everybody</p> </blockquote> <p>there is no more robert downey jr</p> <p>there is only tony stark now</p> </blockquote> <p>the transformation is complete</p> </blockquote>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50697379372http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50697379372Fri, 17 May 2013 22:28:09 -0400<p><a href="http://doctorwho.tumblr.com/post/50695399195/okayamelia-my-real-name-is-matt-smith-the" class="tumblr_blog">doctorwho</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://okayamelia.tumblr.com/post/50573670196/my-real-name-is-matt-smith-the-doctor-takes">okayamelia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>“my real name is…. matt smith.”</span></p> <p>the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mawyl5ntiy1qhap1n.gif"/></p></blockquote>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50697316457http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50697316457Fri, 17 May 2013 22:27:18 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sloth-with-a-blog.tumblr.com/post/49756314635/thatpsychowriter-for-all-of-you-who-are-worried">sloth-with-a-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatpsychowriter.tumblr.com/post/49208357904/for-all-of-you-who-are-worried-that-there-might-be">thatpsychowriter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try <strong><em>MENTALLY SCREAMING</em> </strong>and if anyone jumps or flinches, <em>you know</em></p> </blockquote> <p>you really live up to your url</p> </blockquote>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50697251265http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50697251265Fri, 17 May 2013 22:26:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4f7e0e29a314f27785e8ea7eaae9d55/tumblr_mmz1vfUynX1r3gb3zo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d6c3e3c9f216f35269d1a66445c6283b/tumblr_mmz1vfUynX1r3gb3zo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e5b78e0309baf32bdf3bdf0704df932/tumblr_mmz1vfUynX1r3gb3zo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9f6fd97893c7cb0257e557f7dfcb0a4/tumblr_mmz1vfUynX1r3gb3zo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50697165855http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50697165855Fri, 17 May 2013 22:25:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7jngdVVEh1qj0kuho1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7jngdVVEh1qj0kuho2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>This is just one of the best Friends moments oh my god.</p> <p>ROSS JUST </p> <p><em>HANDS CHANDLER A LAMP.</em></p> </blockquote>http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50697128351http://alyisayif.tumblr.com/post/50697128351Fri, 17 May 2013 22:24:41 -0400